"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
09/14/2016 at 08:43 • Filed to: None
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"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
09/14/2016 at 08:43 • Filed to: None | 4
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But Jesus, there are a lot of dickheads out there in SUVs who think that the fact that their axle is higher than my hood means that they don’t have to merge properly.
If I ever get a terminal illness, I’m going to go all Walter White, buy an Aztek, and leave a trail of Excursion side mirrors in my wake.
“Did you ever see a zipper that goes one tooth on the left, three teeth on the right?”
“No.”
CalzoneGolem
> Honeybunchesofgoats
09/14/2016 at 08:58 |
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I’m an SUV driver now and you I believe I speak for all of when I say...
Go fuck yourself and get out of our way!
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> CalzoneGolem
09/14/2016 at 09:04 |
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I second this.
OPPOsaurus WRX
> Honeybunchesofgoats
09/14/2016 at 09:06 |
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i dont think people would challenge you if you drove something like this
I had a guy in a shiny F-150 try to push me out of a zipper merge. I just held my line. at the next light he was next to me and stared me down and I just laughed at him and did a quick take off as his lane was stuck in traffic.
Milky
> Honeybunchesofgoats
09/14/2016 at 09:17 |
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I really should just get a car like this for my commute. Its very straight, through Detroit and I hate other drivers.
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> CalzoneGolem
09/14/2016 at 09:17 |
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Bloody peasants are OUR crumple zones, muwhahahahaha!
Under_Score
> Honeybunchesofgoats
09/14/2016 at 09:24 |
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I drive a crossover. It’s only about 5'6" in height.
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
09/14/2016 at 09:34 |
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Crumple zones are those areas of other cars which are struck by a Land-Rover’s manly bumper. This is related to why there is no rear bumper - no peasant would dare strike one from the rear.
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TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/14/2016 at 09:52 |
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The bumper is so manly, that infact you instantly grow a lumberjack beard - non-ironically - the instant you sit in one.
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TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> Honeybunchesofgoats
09/14/2016 at 09:55 |
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Unrelated, but where do you get your jag parts from. Rear caliper is binding so need to replace it, could probably get it from Rock Auto but I’d prefer a Atlantic British/Rovers North type place.
Nymphicus Hollandicus
> Honeybunchesofgoats
09/14/2016 at 10:00 |
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Thankfully my little(ish) Hyundai’s horn is loud enough to show my displeasure towards these idiots.
Textured Soy Protein
> Honeybunchesofgoats
09/14/2016 at 10:05 |
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But Jesus, there are a lot of dickheads out there in SUVs who think that the fact that their axle is higher than my hood means that they don’t have to merge properly.
FTFY
jasmits
> Honeybunchesofgoats
09/14/2016 at 10:18 |
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I merge like a dickhead because I drive a 4000 pound vehicle with 150 horsepower. It’s actually impossible to merge properly without using my size unless the on ramp is like a half mile long.
Margin Of Error
> Honeybunchesofgoats
09/14/2016 at 10:19 |
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It’s all about proportion, with the amount of crossovers on the road, it’s just normal that you see more asshole crossovers drivers than diesel-manual-brown wagon asshole drivers.
Wheelerguy
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/14/2016 at 10:56 |
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Never force the hand of The Sedan Driver.
Tripper
> Honeybunchesofgoats
09/14/2016 at 10:56 |
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I force the zipper merge until the cars nearly touch. Then I make the following face when the person behind me goes insane.
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Honeybunchesofgoats
> TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
09/14/2016 at 18:46 |
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My first stop is SNG Barratt ( http://sngbarratt.com/ ), they have a huge selection of OEM parts and usually lower cost aftermarket as well. They’re based somewhere in New England and have really helpful staff. Their site is a bit weird to navagate, because it’s organized by Jag’s (and theirs, which you can get as a PDF) parts manuals
Welsh Enterprises is another good one. They’re more aftermarket and refurb, but sometimes have lower prices. The only problem with them is that shipping is ~$15 for most things, no matter how small, so it isn't really worth it if you're just getting door clips or something.
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TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> Honeybunchesofgoats
09/14/2016 at 18:53 |
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Thanks! This is very helpful.